Dear Yesterday Tracy, Are you afraid of grocery stores? Is that why we never have anything to eat in the house? Did the grocery store hurt you? Use your words.…
Who has two thumbs, limited space on their credit cards and just got published for the second time? This muah!!! Check it out friends, here is the link: How NOT…
Because this is too long to TWEET! Occasionally I try to do things that are healthy, mostly because Facebook has become a sneaky source of shame because people will not…
I have anxiety. No joke there, it’s just something that’s true that I’m admitting, which most people don’t know about me because I overcompensate so it doesn’t show. Whew, that…
Galentine’s Day is a tradition. Every year my lovely friends Holly, Sara and I get together and eat garbage food, watch sappy movies and pay each other compliments all weekend.…
Well hello to you, my Valentine’s. You’re looking mighty beautiful today! So for Valentine’s Day I decided to make an array of cards for you to give to your loved…
aaaaaaannndddd, welcome back. Tracy has gone out into the world again. Thank God that somebody was there to explain things to her!!! Disclaimer: we all love my mother. She is…
Did you know that I don’t exist? I am so far off the grid that the government doesn’t even know that I was ever here. My whole life is operating…
Hello friends, and welcome back for another edition of THE EXPLAINING THINGS TO TRACY COLLECTION. Today’s episode: TRACY LEARNS THE ALPHABET. I have a job. Does that surprise some of…
So I have several friends on the job search and I have been helping with resumes because “you have an English degree and don’t you guys know how to do…
Well, I got another weird email…. This one was from my college…which I graduated from in 2011… This is the actual email that I got LAST WEEK IN THE YEAR OF…
Friends, from time to time (and by that I mean on a daily basis) people feel the need to explain things to me. Tiny, simple things that every human being…
Well friends, it’s the start of a new year and I am still riding my high from winning Christmas! Some of you well adjusted people out there are probably thinking…
I think I probably have to stop talking to people. While out in the real world today, in the year of 2014 a human person actually said the following sentence:…
I am what some might call an “over-celebrator” when it comes to holidays. This is especially apparent around Christmas time. Some people, however, seem to have a hard time reaching…
Sometimes things happen and my brain says “Tracy, just let it go. You are going to make things worse. Not everyone thinks the weird things that amuse you are funny.”…
You know how people say that dreams do come true? Yeah, it turns out that is a REAL THING!! Who knew? You know how I know that? Because it just…
We’ve all built an impossibly expensive, totally impractical dream home on Pinterest. But friends, you can go ahead and delete that board and simply replace it with this one PIN …
Dear Guy who just got on the bus…I love you Well hello stud. That was some pretty hot eye contact we just had. Was it as good for you as…
Everything I ever needed to know about hustling, pimping and dealing I learned from the Girl Scouts. Now I was a Girl Scout for all of one year, mainly because…
If you missed the first installment of letters to Yesterday Tracy you can read them HERE. Well that jerk is at it again… Dear Yesterday Tracy, You were supposed…
All kids have to be embarrassed by their parents in some way, shape or form during their childhood. It’s a requirement and until it’s accomplished that child isn’t allowed to…
So I was thinking about ghosts, as we all do at some point during the day. And I have to admit it made me a bit sad. But I wasn’t…
The more I have to do, the more fascinating I find the absolutely insignificant details of life. Deep down in me there is this crazy defiant monster that wants to…
Happy Halloween!! Oh, and also… …HAPPY MY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! Did you not know that today was my birthday? Well then you have never spoken to me ever ever because…
Hey Google recommendations, advertisements and spam emails, how dare you! I understand that you like to track people and learn about them in an attempt to steal my money with…
So my mom and I (and my sister until she moved to Oklahoma) go to the Mountains in Boone & Blowing Rock every year in October because we love…
Some days are just like this… me: I should really write a new blog post today. It’s been a few days since the last one and I promised to try…
So I was talking to some people at work and I casually mentioned how I always check behind the shower curtain when I go into a bathroom…you know, to make…
for a rainy day 