I am not allowed to play certain board games. Due to some… events… I have been put on “permanent hiatus” from these activities for a span of… forever… …because some other people…
Welcome back my lovelies! It’s been a while since our last post. I am still alive, but also a little unnerved by how few people were concerned by the long…
[Post #3: The Outside Edition] I’ve taken to the outdoors this week. No, I’m still sleeping at a friend’s house and not on park benches, but it’s been wonderfully cold…
[Post #2] Welcome back! So I’m not dead yet and I also haven’t been reported missing… did a few of you just lose a bet? When we last were here…
[Post #1] I’ve moved. My new address is: 427 East Wherever-I-decide-to-park-my-car-for-the-night As some of you know, I decided to try to buy my first house this year… …because adulting… I…
She’s baaaacccckkkkk. That jerk. Dear Yesterday Tracy- Congratulations on your retirement! Wait, what’s that? You HAVEN’T retired yet? Then explain your napping. Sincerely, Today Tracy Dear Yesterday Tracy- My knee…
Today is the blog’s 2nd Birthday!!!!! Woohoo!!! We have officially been doing this nonsense together for 2 years as of today! So to you lovable weirdos who still find this…
I have been looking for a house since early January, and let me tell you what, it has been truly not fun. I always imagined shopping for your first home…
Deep down in the core of my person I have what some people might refer to as “crippling trust issues”. It’s this fun little quirk that I’ve been cultivating since…
I’ve had a super long, busy and stressful two weeks. Like REALLY long. Like… whatever you’re imagining, go ahead and double– NO– triple that. That’s why there have been no…
Friends, something magical happened this weekend! You know those moments in life where you see something and you just KNOW with every fiber of your being that your life…
I am a steadily employed, semi-adult… but I have come to the realization that I am living vastly different lives from most of my friends. Why? Because somewhere during these…
As children we all have a dream job-esque goal for our lives when we grow up. Some people want to be cowboys or astronauts, maybe even ballerinas. Some of you…
Well I have finally done it. I have finally sweat-pantsed and t-shirted my way into lowered expectations. The job has been done and it has been done thoroughly. Something happened…
I tend to have dreams that are of the bat-sh*t crazy variety. Show of hands of any people who are surprised by that? Nobody? Bueller? But this one was extra…
My family has been scattered to the far reaches of the globe for years. My sister has been living in Oklahoma and then Mississippi and my brother Sean has been…
I do not like the doctor and so I don’t go. And no, I’m not afraid of going because I don’t like shots or because I’m worried I’ll be diagnosed…
I have Time Warner Cable as my internet provider… either because I’m a masochist or because they were the only option. Seriously, how has the government not shut down that…
What? Two eavesdropping posts in a row? What magical gift from heaven is this? Well friends, the best I can explain it is the warm weather has brought people out…
I came to Panera super early because I had a lot of articles and blogs to write. I can’t focus at my house because there are too many soft blankets…
Everybody who know me knows that my emotions don’t function properly. I’m what is known in the medical community as “all dead inside”. I used to average about one cry…
Did you know that goats scream when you murder them? Because I can tell you that they most certainly do. So I was in Kenya. That’s probably how this story…
I was watching Footloose the other day and I thought “people really have no idea what life in the south is like because in these movies it’s all people in…
You know how none of my childhood stories are relatable? Well, here’s another one… Once upon a time…no, I’m just kidding. This story is neither magical nor adorable. It is,…
I went on vacation last week to visit my sister and her family in Mississippi. It was wonderful…and I made beautifully bad decisions… So it became necessary to have a…
My sister and I are 18 months apart. We were Irish twins, doing everything together. I rushed to keep up with her in everything she did, and I also like…
You know how sometimes you have those days and weeks that are crazy busy and you have so much to do but you can’t manage to get anything done, and…
You know how sometimes the oldest sibling in a family will get pregnant at 13 and then for the rest of the other children’s lives they are locked away in…
for a rainy day 