She’s baaaacccckkkkk. That jerk.
Dear Yesterday Tracy-
Congratulations on your retirement! Wait, what’s that? You HAVEN’T retired yet? Then explain your napping.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy
Dear Yesterday Tracy-
My knee hurts. Refresh my memory… did you do any exercising? No? Is it possible that this pain is purely from walking between the couch and the fridge? I’ll leave a note for tomorrow Tracy that it’s probably time to look into getting a rascal scooter.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy
Dear Yesterday Tracy-
The Tooth Fairy isn’t a thing after the age of 10. The Tooth Fairy is also not a viable source of income, because… again… she’s not real. The DENTIST, however, is real. Don’t worry, I’ll schedule the appointment. Lesson learned.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy
Dear Yesterday Tracy-
Yesterday millions of scientists worked to find a cure for cancer, and bajillions of doctors healed sick human persons. Also yesterday, you spent one hour trying to perfect the process of making a grilled cheese. Way to keep doing your part to better the world around us.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy
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