for a rainy day

Dear Yesterday Tracy (part 4)

She’s baaaacccckkkkk.  That jerk.

Dear Yesterday Tracy-
Congratulations on your retirement! Wait, what’s that?  You HAVEN’T retired yet? Then explain your napping.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

Dear Yesterday Tracy-
My knee hurts.  Refresh my memory… did you do any exercising?  No?  Is it possible that this pain is purely from walking between the couch and the fridge?  I’ll leave a note for tomorrow Tracy that it’s probably time to look into getting a rascal scooter.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy
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Dear Yesterday Tracy-
The Tooth Fairy isn’t a thing after the age of 10.  The Tooth Fairy is also not a viable source of income, because… again… she’s not real.  The DENTIST, however, is real.  Don’t worry, I’ll schedule the appointment.  Lesson learned.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

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Dear Yesterday Tracy-
Yesterday millions of scientists worked to find a cure for cancer, and bajillions of doctors healed sick human persons.  Also yesterday, you spent one hour trying to perfect the process of making a grilled cheese.  Way to keep doing your part to better the world around us.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

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For more Yesterday Tracy, click here: Part 1 , Part 2 , or Part 3

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