for a rainy day

Dear Yesterday Tracy (part 5)

Dear Yesterday Tracy,
Hey sunshine, remember how you were supposed to finish editing that article and get that sucker emailed out, and how you had blocked out four solid hours of your day to achieve this goal. And then do you remember not doing any of that and instead you watched this video over and over and over and then you took a nap…

I’m not mad…… I’m just disappointed.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

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Dear Yesterday Tracy,
Do you need an adult? Who is steering this ship? 
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

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Dear Yesterday Tracy,
This no longer applies to you. You’ve abused it, and so your “I’ll just get to that tomorrow” privileges are being revoked.

Sincerely,
Today Tracy

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Dear Yesterday Tracy,
You bitch.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

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Dear Yesterday Tracy,
This message popped up on our phone today.  Aaaaaaaaand now I officially hate you.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

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For more letters to that monster Yesterday Tracy, click here:
                 Part 1    Part 2    Part 3    Part 4

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