If you missed the first installment of letters to Yesterday Tracy you can read them HERE.

Well that jerk is at it again…

 

Dear Yesterday Tracy,

You were supposed to go to the gym. Remember, the plan was that you would handle the working out and I would deal with the sore muscles? You are not a team player.

Sincerely,

Today Tracy

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Dear Yesterday Tracy,

Do you remember that note on the bathroom mirror that said “whatever you do, don’t forget to deposit the check”? And then do you remember ignoring that note, driving past the bank, and being the worst person ever? Oh you do? So you CAN commit short-term to long-term memories? Oh good, I just wanted to check.

Sincerely,

Today Tracy

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Dear Yesterday Tracy,

Are you broken?

Sincerely,

Today Tracy

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Dear Yesterday Tracy,

When we figure out time travel I am going to punch you straight in the face.

Sincerely,

Today Tracy

 

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