Y’all, there is change afoot. And I know, change can be a scary and painful bitch, but bare with me here because (SPOILER ALERT) this one ends with us all…
Yes, it’s true friends: I had my very first ever kidney stone. And several of my friends who have never experienced such a thing asked me, “So what’s it like?…
Dear Yesterday Tracy, It appears that you, in your wisdom, decided to take NyQuill at 11:30 in the PM. Um, if you forget to take it until that late, then…
Me: “I am so sick of having migraines and of my vertigo flaring up and of being tired all the time, and also of Mondays. I would do anything to…
My entire philosophy to handling life problems (and the general overwhelming responsibilities of being an adult) can be 100% summed up in the mantra: “If I just ignore this, it…
I got home from Thanksgiving at my moms, and my only dream in the world was to just lay down and sleep a week of my life away, because y’all,…
Sometimes I say things, and I can feel you all at home thinking, “I wonder how much of this is actually true.” Well, the answer is usually about 75%, but…
The other day I found myself overly excited by some most wonderful news about a huge project I’ve been working on while I was on the phone with my sister…
This is an actual thing that I heard on the radio less than 5 days ago before Hurricane Irma hit: “It has come to our attention that a rumor is…
You know how sometimes after a long day you just want to go home and rest in your comfy pants, but you can’t because the world is a bastard and…
I was leaving work the other day and I was pretty exhausted because this day had been EXTRA people-y and all I really wanted in the world was to just…
There is only GAME OF THRONES!!! So I made you this: WINTER IS COMING!!!!!!!!!
Dear Autocorrect, Hey, do you remember last week when I was texting someone from work and I typed the word “deductive”……… but then you thought it would be funnier to…
Them: “Why haven’t you blogged for a while?” Me: “Well, let me ask you a question. Are you interested in reading an epic saga about me spending no less than…
Summer makes me sad. Yeah, you read that correctly. The way that 99.8% of you feel about the gloominess of the winter is exactly how I feel about the summer.…
Her: “……and I was telling her it was just like that expression ‘There is a lid for every pot.’“ Me: “That is a terrible expression.” Her: “No, it’s adorable.” Me:…
Do you ever have a nightmare that feels SO REAL, that you actually wake up mad? Because sometimes I do…. Me: <waking up terrified…… and then angry………then dialing the phone,…
We have this really cute little saying in my family, and that saying is: “Tracy, don’t blog this!” ……….but they forgot to say that this time…………. Yesterday was Easter. I’m…
Dear Yesterday Tracy, Hey sunshine, remember how you were supposed to finish editing that article and get that sucker emailed out, and how you had blocked out four solid hours…
Below is a real life interaction that transpired after entering a Mexican restaurant: Me: “Hi, I’m here to pick up an order. I ordered the…” Hostess: “That’s okay, I know…
My family and I were on a Disney cruise celebrating my lovely sister’s 30th birthday, and we were busy enjoying a wonderful day on the ship as we lounged by…
[if you’re a guy reading this, then I’m already sorry for this post] Do you ever have an encounter with another human being that leaves you absolutely baffled? Because what…
When I was in High School I was in a play. And not just ANY play, but the single worst adaptation of Dante’s Inferno that has ever been created. To…
Some weeks I’m not sure what to post here. I desperately want to sit down and write a blog post, but nothing worth writing comes to me. And then other…
Yesterday I decided I wanted to insulate and enclose my attic, and I also decided that even though I have no discernible skills, abilities, training, electric engineering degrees, construction capabilities,…
Mary Kay lady: “Now we are going to find everyone’s perfect skin tone color! Let’s start with you.” Me: “I can just pass on that part. It’s fine.” MK lady:…
I can’t decide if I’m a monster or not. I’ll let you decide. Once upon a time……… I hit a kid in the face. But that’s not the whole…
12:15pm: Survivor’s log. Something has happened. I don’t wish to cause a panic but I think it’s safe to say that the world is most definitely coming to an end. …
2016 is over. You probably know that because you’ve also probably seen 18,000 posts about how it was the worst year ever, because truly it twas. 2016 was a carnage…
I don’t go out a ton. And shenanigans like this is exactly why: I was at my favorite coffee shop early Saturday morning, trying to get a ton of projects finished,…
for a rainy day 