Them: “Why haven’t you blogged for a while?”
Me: “Well, let me ask you a question. Are you interested in reading an epic saga about me spending no less than three hours in my kitchen trying to make the ultimate, perfect grilled cheese sandwich?”
Them: “No.”
Me: “Do you find it interesting to hear a story about me getting lost while driving in Raleigh to meet friends, until I’m so flustered and anxious that I just give up on the place I was planning on going and pull over at the nearest theater to watch Beauty and the Beast again and eat my feelings in popcorn?”
Them: “Not so much.”
Me: “How about this. Would you be interested in listening to a long, rambling theory that I’m crafting about how the timeline for robots taking over the planet is really only about 3-5 years away?”
Them: “Not even a little bit.”
Me: “Well, this is why I haven’t blogged in a while.”
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In other news, I’ve been working really stupid hard on a few big, fancy wonderful projects these last few weeks, so that has kept me busy and all those shenanigans should be rolling out shortly. Oh, and I’ve also been taking an amount of naps that some medical professionals might call “dangerously excessive.”
But I do promise to come out of hibernation next week. Until then…
for a rainy day 