I went on vacation last week to visit my sister and her family in Mississippi.  It was wonderful…and I made beautifully bad decisions…

So it became necessary to have a heart to heart with myself.

Dear Vacation Tracy-
F**K YOU!
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

Dear Vacation Tracy-
You do understand that this week still counts in the grand scheme of our lives right?
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

Dear Vacation Tracy-
Do you not know what a calorie is? I’m worried that maybe you don’t.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

Dear Vacation Tracy-
You are 29 years old. How do you not know how to put on sunscreen evenly?
Sincerely,
Today Tracy
p.s.- my feet are sunburned you motherf**ker!

Dear Vacation Tracy-
Good job with that cheesecake…I’m not even mad about that, it was a good decision and I still support that one.
Sincerely,
Today Tracy

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