Your daily horoscope. Because sometimes thinking is hard and you need someone to tell you what to feel and how to behave. That is just a solid approach to life.…
Hey, so you know how babies are awesome, but giving birth to them is terrible? (Um, can we all just take a moment to appreciate that that is the best…
Growing up we learn certain lessons, usually taught to us through music and puppets. Lessons like “Don’t run with scissors”, “Sharing is caring”, and “Don’t grab the dog’s tail because…
So last week I had a migraine. No literally, it was a week-long, 7 day migraine. And because my inner ear is all damaged from almost daily ear infections when…
He came into my house! My residence, where I’m supposed to feel safe and protected from the outside world. My fortress of solitude and oasis from the dangers of the…
We’ve all been there: trapped in that conversation that just will not end. Be it at a party, in a parking lot, or around the office. The conversational terrorist (term…
Cake is our worldwide marker of celebration. There is no joyous day of celebrating that does not entail frosting-coated happiness. A birthday without a cake is just a sad day…
Dear Yesterday Tracy, Hey cupcake, why is the gas light on? I know you drove yesterday and saw that the car was almost out of fuel. You couldn’t stop at…
Today is the 1 YEAR BIRTHDAY OF THIS BLOG!!!! My Anni-blog-iversary if you will. A day of joy and celebrating throughout the land. To those of you who have been…
Since the dawn of time cats have existed. They were a source of fear and certain death prowling the land, armed with razor sharp teeth and claws stained with the…
Friends, next week is a big deal for me. Next week will officially be the one year anniversary of this blog! Now, you may be saying “Seriously Tracy, that’s not…
Look at my sister: She looks lovely and well adjusted, right? You’d never look at her pretty-pretty face and think, “huh, I bet she’s deeply traumatized”…but you’d be wrong. Poor…
My childhood was awesome. I grew up in that beautiful window after sarcasm was created but before political correctness was really a thing. It was a happy, free time to…
I’m not saying that the Zombie Apocalypse is definitely going to happen, but I AM saying that in the past 2 years there have been actual news stories about people…
My family is magnificent. They are the snarky, hilarious, delightfully jaded individuals who make this world such a wonderful place. They are also the weirdest people on the planet and…
Most days are bright and shiny, filled with joy, unicorns and other exuberant delights. You wake up ready to seize the day and cope like a well adjusted, positive thinking…
I just received some news. Something has been created, patented, funded, marketed and now released to the public. Something that apparently the world was in desperate need of. Something that…
When a man and a woman love each other very much…yada yada yada. It’s a nice simple thought. Too simple possibly? So simple it feels like a lie? Yes, that…
I am a medical wonder. No really, tis true. A little back story for you. I hate going to doctors. In fact, I might even go as far as saying…
Adults and quasi-adults. You may have noticed that the streets, malls, movies, stores, and other public gathering places have been overtaken by a parade of neon-wearing surly looking individuals. These…
There is a snake at my office. All you summer-lovin people, I hope you are enjoying snake season. It all started 2 days ago. I was standing outside on the…
Races and running are the worst… however, races where people throw chunks of colored cornstarch on your clean clothes, shoot freezing cold dyed water at you, and use a leaf…
Some people saw this post title and assumed this would be a celebration of Springtime post, but those people don’t know me very well. I legitimately love winter and cold…
Hello friends, it is traveling day!!! And Because planes apparently have wifi now, this post comes to you from millions of trillions of miles above the earths atmosphere, give or…
Well hello to you terrible morning. I have to be honest, I feel a little betrayed by you today Winter. All this time I have loved you faithfully and loved…
Something magical happened last night at DPAC. I had the opportunity to watch a stage full of Mormons dance for my entertainment. Jealous? Sound like a hate crime, right? Well…
(This post was inspired by a point made by dear friend and sarcastic counterpart Mike Bare. To read his post click HERE) We are drawn to romance. We long for…
I love to write. That is the reason behind this blog of nonsensical musings. The end goal of the English degree, the blog and the making of contacts with magazines/publishers/etc…
Friends, you don’t know it but the golden age of children’s TV programming is over and we lived in it. The late 80s-90s were just a wonderland of amazing shows.…
I saw a “Fun With Dick & Jane” picture today and I couldn’t stop laughing at the descriptions of each picture and what they made me think the picture should…
