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John Ralphio the worst
09 Mar

Yesterday Tracy (part 3)

Dear Yesterday Tracy, Are you afraid of grocery stores?  Is that why we never have anything to eat in the house?  Did the grocery store hurt you?  Use your words.…
March 9, 2015 at 1:30 pm 2 Comments
Liz Lemon Tina Fey
03 Mar

Published- Like A Boss

Who has two thumbs, limited space on their credit cards and just got published for the second time? This muah!!! Check it out friends, here is the link: How NOT…
March 3, 2015 at 2:29 pm 1 Comment
fries hungry Jennifer Lawrence
26 Feb

Deep Thoughts with Tracy, #2

Because this is too long to TWEET! Occasionally I try to do things that are healthy, mostly because Facebook has become a sneaky source of shame because people will not…
February 26, 2015 at 12:38 am Leave a comment
side effects twitch
19 Feb

Side Effects

I have anxiety. No joke there, it’s just something that’s true that I’m admitting, which most people don’t know about me because I overcompensate so it doesn’t show. Whew, that…
February 19, 2015 at 12:04 am Leave a comment
Leslie Knope compliment musk ox
17 Feb

It’s Galentine’s Day…but With More Murder

Galentine’s Day is a tradition. Every year my lovely friends Holly, Sara and I get together and eat garbage food, watch sappy movies and pay each other compliments all weekend.…
February 17, 2015 at 12:21 am Leave a comment
funny Valentine's Day candy hearts
13 Feb

The Best Valentine’s Cards for Those You LOVE (or hate)

 Well hello to you, my Valentine’s.  You’re looking mighty beautiful today! So for Valentine’s Day I decided to make an array of cards for you to give to your loved…
February 13, 2015 at 12:20 am Leave a comment
Alice in Wonderland confusing
10 Feb

The Explaining Things To Tracy Collection: Volume 3, The Soap

aaaaaaannndddd, welcome back.  Tracy has gone out into the world again.  Thank God that somebody was there to explain things to her!!! Disclaimer: we all love my mother.  She is…
February 10, 2015 at 12:00 am 1 Comment
how I spend my time wasting time graph
03 Feb

How I Spend My Time

   
February 3, 2015 at 10:22 pm Leave a comment
ghost protocol tome cruise stealth
03 Feb

I Do Not Exist

Did you know that I don’t exist? I am so far off the grid that the government doesn’t even know that I was ever here. My whole life is operating…
February 3, 2015 at 12:38 am 2 Comments
Louise Belcher eye twitch annoyed condescending
27 Jan

The Explaining Things to Tracy Collection: Volume 2, THE ALPHABET

Hello friends, and welcome back for another edition of THE EXPLAINING THINGS TO TRACY COLLECTION. Today’s episode: TRACY LEARNS THE ALPHABET. I have a job. Does that surprise some of…
January 27, 2015 at 12:01 am 1 Comment
Tracy Lynn Combs life resume
20 Jan

Life Resume

So I have several friends on the job search and I have been helping with resumes because “you have an English degree and don’t you guys know how to do…
January 20, 2015 at 11:44 pm Leave a comment
Doctor Who blink wibbly wobbly timey wimey
15 Jan

Emails From The Future

Well, I got another weird email…. This one was from my college…which I graduated from in 2011… This is the actual email that I got LAST WEEK IN THE YEAR OF…
January 15, 2015 at 12:00 am Leave a comment
Marilyn Monroe eye roll annoyed condescending
06 Jan

The Explaining Things To Tracy Collection: Volume 1, THE HOLE PUNCHER

Friends, from time to time (and by that I mean on a daily basis) people feel the need to explain things to me. Tiny, simple things that every human being…
January 6, 2015 at 12:20 am 1 Comment
01 Jan

2015: Let’s Do This Thing

Well friends, it’s the start of a new year and I am still riding my high from winning Christmas! Some of you well adjusted people out there are probably thinking…
January 1, 2015 at 5:28 am Leave a comment
Prince never satisfied when doves cry
30 Dec

Expectation vs Reality

I think I probably have to stop talking to people. While out in the real world today, in the year of 2014 a human person actually said the following sentence:…
December 30, 2014 at 12:01 am Leave a comment
Festivus miracle Kramer Seinfeld
22 Dec

Christmas Emergency Preparedness Post

I am what some might call an “over-celebrator” when it comes to holidays.  This is especially apparent around Christmas time.  Some people, however, seem to have a hard time reaching…
December 22, 2014 at 11:55 pm Leave a comment
19 Dec

Pastor Dave

Sometimes things happen and my brain says “Tracy, just let it go. You are going to make things worse. Not everyone thinks the weird things that amuse you are funny.”…
December 19, 2014 at 12:39 am Leave a comment
Jeremy Renner nap
15 Dec

The Greatest News Ever!

You know how people say that dreams do come true? Yeah, it turns out that is a REAL THING!! Who knew? You know how I know that? Because it just…
December 15, 2014 at 9:53 pm Leave a comment
Scrooge McDuck diving into gold
09 Dec

The Ultimate Pinterest Dream Home

We’ve all built an impossibly expensive, totally impractical dream home on Pinterest.  But friends, you can go ahead and delete that board and simply replace it with this one PIN …
December 9, 2014 at 8:54 pm 1 Comment
Mindy Kaling attracted body stupid angry
26 Nov

Dear Guy Who Just Got On The Bus

Dear Guy who just got on the bus…I love you Well hello stud. That was some pretty hot eye contact we just had. Was it as good for you as…
November 26, 2014 at 12:04 am Leave a comment
hard for a pimp song
19 Nov

Cookie Hustle

Everything I ever needed to know about hustling, pimping and dealing I learned from the Girl Scouts. Now I was a Girl Scout for all of one year, mainly because…
November 19, 2014 at 12:14 am 1 Comment
12 Nov

Yesterday Tracy (part 2)

If you missed the first installment of letters to Yesterday Tracy you can read them HERE. Well that jerk is at it again…   Dear Yesterday Tracy, You were supposed…
November 12, 2014 at 8:21 pm 4 Comments
kidnapping astro van ad
10 Nov

Clifford: The Big Red Kidnapping Van

All kids have to be embarrassed by their parents in some way, shape or form during their childhood. It’s a requirement and until it’s accomplished that child isn’t allowed to…
November 10, 2014 at 12:00 am Leave a comment
ghosts at bar haunted
05 Nov

Deep Thoughts with Tracy…

So I was thinking about ghosts, as we all do at some point during the day. And I have to admit it made me a bit sad. But I wasn’t…
November 5, 2014 at 12:54 pm Leave a comment
Inception Tom Hardy dream bigger darling
03 Nov

The Spiral Of Procrastination

The more I have to do, the more fascinating I find the absolutely insignificant details of life. Deep down in me there is this crazy defiant monster that wants to…
November 3, 2014 at 8:57 pm 1 Comment
Halloween is Christmas for jerks Brooklyn 99
29 Oct

Halloween>Every Other Day

Happy Halloween!! Oh, and also… …HAPPY MY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! Did you not know that today was my birthday? Well then you have never spoken to me ever ever because…
October 29, 2014 at 5:29 pm 1 Comment
27 Oct

Internet Suggestions For Giving Up

Hey Google recommendations, advertisements and spam emails, how dare you! I understand that you like to track people and learn about them in an attempt to steal my money with…
October 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm Leave a comment
27 Oct

This Is Why People Don’t Take Me Places

  So my mom and I (and my sister until she moved to Oklahoma) go to the Mountains in Boone & Blowing Rock every year in October because we love…
October 27, 2014 at 1:06 am Leave a comment
Tina Belcher cartwheel fail embarrassing cheerleader
24 Oct

So Much Nothing

Some days are just like this… me: I should really write a new blog post today. It’s been a few days since the last one and I promised to try…
October 24, 2014 at 11:43 pm Leave a comment
Psycho shower Hitchcock murder
21 Oct

I’m Never Wrong So Stop Looking At Me Like That

So I was talking to some people at work and I casually mentioned how I always check behind the shower curtain when I go into a bathroom…you know, to make…
October 21, 2014 at 7:36 pm Leave a comment