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16 Oct

Your Daily Horoscope-ish

Your daily horoscope.  Because sometimes thinking is hard and you need someone to tell you what to feel and how to behave.  That is just a solid approach to life.…
October 16, 2014 at 7:21 pm Leave a comment
10 Oct

Bears Eat Babies

Hey, so you know how babies are awesome, but giving birth to them is terrible? (Um, can we all just take a moment to appreciate that that is the best…
October 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm Leave a comment
Tina Belcher dancing
08 Oct

The ABC’s of Being an Adult

Growing up we learn certain lessons, usually taught to us through music and puppets. Lessons like “Don’t run with scissors”, “Sharing is caring”, and “Don’t grab the dog’s tail because…
October 8, 2014 at 1:50 pm 1 Comment
allergy puppy Brooklyn 99
06 Oct

My Brain Is Imploding

So last week I had a migraine. No literally, it was a week-long, 7 day migraine. And because my inner ear is all damaged from almost daily ear infections when…
October 6, 2014 at 7:38 pm 1 Comment
scary spider Tracy Lynn Combs eat your soul
29 Sep

Breaking and Entering

He came into my house! My residence, where I’m supposed to feel safe and protected from the outside world. My fortress of solitude and oasis from the dangers of the…
September 29, 2014 at 5:08 pm 2 Comments
stop including me antisocial
24 Sep

How To Escape An Endless Conversation

We’ve all been there: trapped in that conversation that just will not end. Be it at a party, in a parking lot, or around the office. The conversational terrorist (term…
September 24, 2014 at 10:24 pm Leave a comment
funny cake Disney Princess Kate
19 Sep

Let Them Eat Cake

Cake is our worldwide marker of celebration.  There is no joyous day of celebrating that does not entail frosting-coated happiness.  A birthday without a cake is just a sad day…
September 19, 2014 at 9:48 pm Leave a comment
16 Sep

Yesterday Tracy

Dear Yesterday Tracy, Hey cupcake, why is the gas light on? I know you drove yesterday and saw that the car was almost out of fuel. You couldn’t stop at…
September 16, 2014 at 2:08 pm 4 Comments
15 Sep

Celebrate Good Times, Come On!

Today is the 1 YEAR BIRTHDAY OF THIS BLOG!!!! My Anni-blog-iversary if you will. A day of joy and celebrating throughout the land. To those of you who have been…
September 15, 2014 at 7:28 pm Leave a comment
cat saber tooth tiger
13 Sep

Cats Are The Worst, Says Science

Since the dawn of time cats have existed. They were a source of fear and certain death prowling the land, armed with razor sharp teeth and claws stained with the…
September 13, 2014 at 6:09 pm 4 Comments
vote Ron Swanson
07 Sep

Best Of…

Friends, next week is a big deal for me.  Next week will officially be the one year anniversary of this blog! Now, you may be saying “Seriously Tracy, that’s not…
September 7, 2014 at 6:15 pm 2 Comments
01 Sep

That One Time I Destroyed My Sister’s Faith In Humanity

Look at my sister: She looks lovely and well adjusted, right? You’d never look at her pretty-pretty face and think, “huh, I bet she’s deeply traumatized”…but you’d be wrong. Poor…
September 1, 2014 at 11:23 pm Leave a comment
like a boss ruining childhood
27 Aug

Please Stop Ruining My Childhood

My childhood was awesome. I grew up in that beautiful window after sarcasm was created but before political correctness was really a thing. It was a happy, free time to…
August 27, 2014 at 5:41 pm Leave a comment
zombie brain apocalypse
22 Aug

Reasons I Won’t Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

I’m not saying that the Zombie Apocalypse is definitely going to happen, but I AM saying that in the past 2 years there have been actual news stories about people…
August 22, 2014 at 3:51 pm Leave a comment
funny family text
18 Aug

Family Texting Plan

My family is magnificent.  They are the snarky, hilarious, delightfully jaded individuals who make this world such a wonderful place.  They are also the weirdest people on the planet and…
August 18, 2014 at 11:46 pm 2 Comments
sad bad day Mindy Kaling floor
11 Aug

The No Good, Very Bad Day

Most days are bright and shiny, filled with joy, unicorns and other exuberant delights. You wake up ready to seize the day and cope like a well adjusted, positive thinking…
August 11, 2014 at 2:09 pm Leave a comment
robot attack future machine uprising
21 Jul

So This Now Exists…

I just received some news. Something has been created, patented, funded, marketed and now released to the public. Something that apparently the world was in desperate need of. Something that…
July 21, 2014 at 10:09 pm 1 Comment
20 Jun

The Real Turn-ons Of An Almost 30 Something

When a man and a woman love each other very much…yada yada yada. It’s a nice simple thought. Too simple possibly? So simple it feels like a lie? Yes, that…
June 20, 2014 at 10:41 pm Leave a comment
06 Jun

Medical Wonder

I am a medical wonder. No really, tis true. A little back story for you. I hate going to doctors. In fact, I might even go as far as saying…
June 6, 2014 at 5:43 pm Leave a comment
29 May

How To Blend Into A Hipster World

Adults and quasi-adults.  You may have noticed that the streets, malls, movies, stores, and other public gathering places have been overtaken by a parade of neon-wearing surly looking individuals.  These…
May 29, 2014 at 12:59 am Leave a comment
16 May

The Plague

There is a snake at my office. All you summer-lovin people, I hope you are enjoying snake season. It all started 2 days ago. I was standing outside on the…
May 16, 2014 at 9:05 pm 1 Comment
06 Apr

Color Me Rad

Races and running are the worst… however, races where people throw chunks of colored cornstarch on your clean clothes, shoot freezing cold dyed water at you, and use a leaf…
April 6, 2014 at 9:33 pm Leave a comment
31 Mar

R.I.P. Winter

Some people saw this post title and assumed this would be a celebration of Springtime post, but those people don’t know me very well. I legitimately love winter and cold…
March 31, 2014 at 5:06 pm Leave a comment
12 Mar

In My Travels

Hello friends, it is traveling day!!! And Because planes apparently have wifi now, this post comes to you from millions of trillions of miles above the earths atmosphere, give or…
March 12, 2014 at 9:53 pm Leave a comment
04 Mar

Sick Day

Well hello to you terrible morning. I have to be honest, I feel a little betrayed by you today Winter.  All this time I have loved you faithfully and loved…
March 4, 2014 at 7:25 pm Leave a comment
19 Feb

Book Of Mormon

Something magical happened last night at DPAC. I had the opportunity to watch a stage full of Mormons dance for my entertainment. Jealous? Sound like a hate crime, right? Well…
February 19, 2014 at 8:13 pm Leave a comment
12 Feb

The Real Great Men Of Modern “Literature”

(This post was inspired by a point made by dear friend and sarcastic counterpart Mike Bare. To read his post click HERE) We are drawn to romance. We long for…
February 12, 2014 at 2:39 am 1 Comment
02 Feb

Tina Fey Is My Spirit Animal

I love to write. That is the reason behind this blog of nonsensical musings. The end goal of the English degree, the blog and the making of contacts with magazines/publishers/etc…
February 2, 2014 at 10:02 am 2 Comments
29 Jan

Your DVR Can’t Handle The 90s

Friends, you don’t know it but the golden age of children’s TV programming is over and we lived in it. The late 80s-90s were just a wonderland of amazing shows.…
January 29, 2014 at 5:42 pm 1 Comment
22 Jan

Fun With Dick & Jane

I saw a “Fun With Dick & Jane” picture today and I couldn’t stop laughing at the descriptions of each picture and what they made me think the picture should…
January 22, 2014 at 1:07 am Leave a comment