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space stars abyss across the universe

Across the Universe

There is infinite space, stretching out in a blanket of black…

…filled with galaxies, each one unique and vast containing billions of stars and vast amounts of dust and gas…

…and nebulas and other science things moving in harmonious rhythm…

…and a solar system and stars and space garbage, always moving…

…around a life giving sun which warms and sustains our world…

…in a string of orbiting planets which move in perfect rotation…

…among which is our spinning Earth, rotating on an axis in a perfect cycle…

…on a planet held together by a central gravitational force…

…governed by tides…

…inhabited by multi-celled organisms…

…made up of complex cells and atoms which respond to the world and stimulus around them…

…and all of this, from the smallest to the largest part, works contingently…

ALL revolving around a single, solitary, fixed point in the universe.

And that point is not you, douchey-ponytail guy taking forever at the front of the Trader Joe’s line.

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You’re just buying expensive apples, sir. Not running for Congress. Why is this taking an hour? Why are you still telling us all about responsible farming practices?

***Disclaimer: none of this science is based on science. Except for the fact that you are a douche, ponytail guy. THAT is proven fact.***

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