Me: “I am so sick of having migraines and of my vertigo flaring up and of being tired all the time, and also of Mondays. I would do anything to…
Sometimes I say things, and I can feel you all at home thinking, “I wonder how much of this is actually true.” Well, the answer is usually about 75%, but…
You know those moments in your childhood where something happens and it changes your worldview and wrecks your psyche just a smidge, and for the rest of your life that…
Do you ever have those moments where you have to stop and sort of evaluate you’re life? Yeah, I just had one………. I was out shopping right after paying my…
You know how sometimes the oldest sibling in a family will get pregnant at 13 and then for the rest of the other children’s lives they are locked away in…
My family is magnificent. They are the snarky, hilarious, delightfully jaded individuals who make this world such a wonderful place. They are also the weirdest people on the planet and…
I’m sick. There is nothing terribly remarkable about that fact seeing as it is the beginning on the magical allergy/clod/flu season, where your immune system weakens and then spends the…
for a rainy day 