Something wonderful happened!
I can only assume that God has looked down upon my dreams and fantasies and decided in his infinite wisdom to bring those pearls to life. Because THIS:
And the world rejoiced, and there was much gladness and joy throughout the land, and the people were merry, for they had seen true happiness.
This also proves that California truly is the most magical place on earth, because not only do they have zero humidity, they also have f*cking unicorns roaming the f*cking street!!!
And the world is a little bit better today because YES the economy is still garbage, and YES Trump is still a candidate somehow, and YES Michael Bay is still making movies, but none of that is as bleak as it twas a few days ago, because today my heart smiles knowing that somewhere in the world the cops were called and had to engage in an all out police chase pursuing a white unicorn through a California highway.
God, thank you for reading my mind and turning that mess into the greatest day ever!
In other news, sorry I haven’t been posting as frequently. It’s just that I finally got my bed back after all that homelessness, so I’ve been catching up on my favorite hobby…
I love you all, and so I give you this nugget-
for a rainy day 